An homage to European exploitation of the 60s and 70s. A man searches for his missing girlfriend, who has been abducted by a clan of vampires, led by an insane Nazi doctor. He must now battle this horde of bloodsuckers in order to retrieve the soul of the woman he loves, and save his own from eternal damnation.

Office misfit Darlene Henderson, AKA "Kitty", takes her cat obsession to perverted and supernatural places, dragging her hapless co-workers John and Janine down dark and feral alleyways of murder and lust.

青(qīng )釬(gā(🛩)n )治乱，倚天定(🤥)国，长久以(🏠)来，历(lì )代(dà(🔧)i )皇帝都以(🦄)(yǐ )为只要得(🌅)到青釬和(🎖)倚天(🤷)两(liǎng )柄(⛑)(bǐng )神剑就(👘)(jiù )可(🕉)夺得天(🧀)下，但却无(🙄)一能(🍣)(néng )识(shí )破两把(bǎ(🐝) )宝(bǎ(🥪)o )剑的秘密。

建筑工(⛓)程师(✍)(shī )迈(mài )克尔打算(suàn )带(🐖)着十四年都未曾联系(💡)的(de )儿(ér )子路易(yì )斯去(🧙)挪威参加父亲的葬礼(⤵)(lǐ )。二人因(yīn )此(cǐ )有了(🤮)一段从未(🍮)有过的独处(🚣)(chù )时光，迈(🍉)(mài )克尔也想(🏚)借此机会(🗯)弥补自(zì )己(⛅)(jǐ )作为父(👆)(fù )亲缺席的(🙃)十四年。然(🕒)而，无(🕸)(wú )论迈(🌩)克尔(ěr )怎(🤸)样试(🐩)图和儿子沟通都(😏)无(wú(😏) )法(fǎ )得到积(jī )极(🏩)的回(📐)应，二人之间仿佛(🔅)(fó )有(🍜)(yǒu )着一堵(dǔ )无(wú )法逾(⬜)越的心墙。尽管这一(yī(🌈) )路上遇到(dào )的种种麻(🛐)烦让路易斯一直(zhí )埋(📆)(mái )怨父亲(🚹)(qīn )的粗心大(😛)意，迈克尔(🍣)依然(rán )希(xī(👰) )望能够(gò(🎻)u )推(tuī )翻彼此(🧑)间的隔阂(🦁)。

该片是(shì )以(🚓)现在的(de ) 商(👽)界奇才“史玉(🤢)柱”为原(yuá(🥙)n )型(xí(🕝)ng )人物的(🛹)(de )创(chuàng )业 故(😔)事进(🌇)行多次改编而(é(🌶)r )成(ché(🐩)ng )。

该片讲(jiǎng )述了生(🚬)活落(⏹)魄、缺乏自信(xìn )的(de )屌(🥑)丝秦(qín )峰通过超级VR与(⛽)虚拟世界连(lián )接(jiē )技(🔌)术，穿(chuān )越到经常玩的(👀)游戏《虚幻(huàn )人生》中(zhō(🏀)ng )各种冒险(⏲)求生的故事(🎺)。